"She was actually a blind date for my fraternity brother. But he didn’t have a car, so he asked me if I could drive them to the bowling alley. When I saw her, I decided that I was quite interested in her myself. So I asked his permission to ask her on a date."
"What about you? Did he catch your interest during that car ride?"
"Well, it was pretty dark. And rainy. Honestly I was just happy to have a ride."
Okay, we recant our earlier statement. Your sword will never get you a date UNLESS you’re Christopher Lee.
Christopher Lee — the English actor most famous for playing Dracula, Saruman, Count Dooku, and the mad scientist in Gremlins 2 — recently turned 91 years old. While most people commemorating their 10th decade of life would limit the celebration to a 3:00 p.m. dinner reservation at Red Lobster, Lee decided to mark the occasion by releasing a heavy metal album.
He is the man.